Friday, March 18, 2011

A Message For harperbot Trolls


If on the very small chance that you have the moral and intellectual ability to feel bad about taking the harpercon party of Canada's money to infest progressive blogs and defend the harpercon government's deliberate assault on Canadian democracy, ... just stop doing it.

That's right. Continue to take the harpercons' money, but just stop defending the attack on democracy.

But, you say, isn't that unethical? Please! You've just spent days arguing that nobody cares about harpercon lying to Parliament. Nobody cares about withholding information to hold the government accountable. Nobody cares about harpercon minions sending out fund-raising appeals on government stationary. Nobody cares about harpercon aides trying to get their girlfriends to profit from selling water contracts to First Nations reserves without clean drinking water.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with taking stephen harper's money and doing nothing for it. In the first place, with that gang of incompetents, it's not like anybody is going to check up on you! ("Conservatives" tend not to worry about what they get for taxpayers' money anyway.) In the second place, even if harper does find out, what's he supposed to say? Just look him in the eyes when he's berating you for stealing his money and say "Who cares?"

Then turn and walk out the door.

2 comments:

trevorus said...

please. give me some tips on how i can help bankrupt this piece of dogshit. i'd like to do my patriotic deeds as soon as possible.

thwap said...

trevorus,

Oh you really wouldn't want to. A huge part of getting on the right-wing wingnut-welfare gravy train is to cultivate long-term relationships with these creatures.

It's not something for anyone who still possesses human sensitivity.

wv = "cringd"

As in: "I cringd at the thought of having to associate with stephen harper socially."